My Mind. My Thoughts. My Life.

Apr 29
magnusisms:
“ aeolus06:
“ the-peregrine-mendicant:
“ doomsong13:
“ fandomblogger:
“ i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:
“ 0nehundred-sleepless-nights:
“ blainesbedroom:
“ diamondintherough96:
“ pudding-is-the-new-fondue:
“ just-a-cardboard-box:
“...

magnusisms:

aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

Apr 28
Feb 13
Feb 13
knok-knok-i-like-cock:
“ sonoanthony:
“ andshelaughss:
“ myulteriormotive:
“ Bernie is the president we need and deserve
”
Most politicians fly coach but I get your point.
” ”
THE LAST ONE I AM LAUGHING
”

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

sonoanthony:

andshelaughss:

myulteriormotive:

Bernie is the president we need and deserve

Most politicians fly coach but I get your point.

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THE LAST ONE I AM LAUGHING

Feb 13
Feb 13

ahegao-intensifies:

I want to cry why has God forsaken us

Feb 13

quote Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.

— Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via hplyrikz)
Feb 13

cannedviennasausage:

blasianxbri:

ghdos:

honeydewhearts:

20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

Feb 13
Feb 13

airnuttedsohard:

Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie